The Toxic Avenger Musical Evil Is Hot lyrics

These two breasts can be yours
You cant buy them in stores
Go ahead take a bite
Just tell me, what's his kryptonite?

I won't stand here and squeal
Though I want like a feel
Oh, my brain's in a knot
Why is evil so hot? Evil is hot

Evil is hot

Don't tell me that its not
'Cause evil is hot

I am woman
And I am man

I am straight
And I am too except for that one time in college
So let's do the dance of the doomed

And get tanked up on shrooms
Evil is hot
Evil is hot

Together we'll find that spot
Where evil is hot


Bleach
What?

Throw bleach on him
He'll melt faster
Than the wicked witch of the west

That's all?
Household bleach?

I said it, now go
Go do your evil, damn it

Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha

What the hell has evil got
That makes it so hot?

Damn it, it's hot, so freaking hot
Tonight we'll hit the jackpot
'Cause evil is hot, is hot, is hot
Evil is hot