They tell you not to smoke the stuff
They tell you not to drink the stuff
They tell you that I'm not good enough
Because I am addictive
They try to keep you away
Propaganda just to keep you away
Don't you buy into what they say
Because they are vindictive
I don't care what they say
I'm good for you
They don't know me anyway
They don't know me like you do
The Surgeon General's Warning
says, "I'm not good for you"
Good thing the Surgeon General is not you
They tell you not to smoke the stuff
They tell you not to drink the stuff
They tell you that I'm not good enough
Because I am addictive
Alcohol will kill off your brain
Heroin will drive you insane
Sex and drugs, it's all the same
One hit of me and you'll never go back
I don't care what they say
I'm good for you
They don't know me anyway
They don't know me like you do
The Surgeon General's Warning
says, "I'm not good for you"
Good thing the Surgeon General is not you
"(Cough) Good afternoon
This is your Surgeon General
With a special, newsbreaking warning
Smoking tobacco products
And drinking alcohol
Will turn you into a communist
Better dead than red, I always say..."
I don't care what they say
I'm good for you
They don't know me anyway
They don't know me like you do
The Surgeon General's Warning
says, "I'm not good for you"
Good thing the Surgeon General is not you
Good thing the Surgeon General is not you
Good thing the Surgeon General is not you