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Capaul Raffish Ralph lyrics
Raffish Ralph lyrics by Capaul
"Cool, firecrackers. I'll save these for later. Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff, you'd better come out and pound me..."
- Kevin McCallister, Home Alone
Growing up was never fun
I sucked at school, I never won
I hated sports, I had no friends
When would the bullshit end?
As I looked back to the page
I see his picture and his name
See his mugshot next to mine
My only friend and partner in crime
Raffish Ralph!
My friend - Raffish Ralph!
My friend - Raffish Ralph!
He would eat your nachos
And give you "indian burns"
He would stack your lockers
Until those mother-fuckers learned
You couldn't mess with him
You couldn't mess with me
My Butch Cassidy
A bully to you, a friend to me
Raffish Ralph!
My friend - Raffish Ralph!
My friend - Raffish Ralph!
He'll break your nose!
He'll punch your gut!
He'll tell the world your mother is a slut!
Raffish Ralph...
