Brentalfloss Intro to Flossophy Lyrics Brentalfloss lyrics

HELLO! AND WELCOME TO THE BRENTALFLOSS SHOW
“BRENTALFLOSS,” THAT'S MY NAME
I LIKE TO BE SATIRICAL AND VERY OFTEN LYRICAL
WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE TUNES FROM VIDEO GAMES
THE ALBUM'S NAME IS “FLOSSOPHY,” IT'S THE THIRD CD
IN MY TRILOGIE
I WANNA MAKE YOU LAUGH NOSTALGICALLY, YEAH
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY,
OH YEAH,
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY,
YOU BET,
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY,
YESSIR!
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY,
YES… MA'AM,
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY,
GO AHEAD.
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY.
OH WAIT, IT'S MY LINE!
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY.
I FEEL SO STUPID!
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY,
CAN WE START OVER?
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY
ALRIGHT, FORGET IT.
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY,
I'M STILL EMBARRASSED,
THAT'S MY FLOSSOPHY!

...COME ON, LET'S GO!
JUST PULL BACK THE CURTAINS AND ON WITH THE SHOW!
…WELL THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.