Burrows Band Montreal Personal Ads lyrics

Attention, attention, everybody
male seeks female for private party
Woman seeks woman to treat her as an equal
Man on the message board is interested in all things fecal

Man seeks man to comb his beard
woman wants a date and an ice cold beer
There's a single girl with a pirate fetish
communtiy garden just seeking lettuce

So if at first you don't succeed in finding whatever suits your needs
the personal ads are designed to please and there's always tomorrow
If you wait and nothing happens, maybe just rephrase your passion
can't be out of style if you sont believe in fashion and there's always tomorrow.

Non smoker seeks smoker to stink up her house

so when she comes home she'll think she has a spouse
a dog owner doesn't want to throw a bone
millions of people waiting by the telephone

swinger couple looking for a casual fling
fifty year old lady waiting on a diamond ring
a lonely man wants to worship someones feet
just look at all the people you could meet!

So if at first you don't succeed in finding whatever suits your needs
the personal ads are designed to please and there's always tomorrow
If you wait and nothing happens, maybe just rephrase your passion
can't be out of style if you sont believe in fashion and there's always tomorrow.