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Are the prices of the HIV virus driving you insane?
"I really don't appreciate high prices"
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"That would be convenient"
Call 1-800-2GETHIV
"Telephones scare me"
That's the number 2, G-E-T, H-I-V
"They really scare me"
Order now and for the low, low price of $99.95
"Plus $3 shipping"
You also receive a month's supply of genital herpes
"It feels good when I itch them"
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Supplies are limited
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