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18to49 Box Cutters lyrics
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Shave your beard so you fit in with the lazy fat Americans
Get a job at a gas station, wear a shirt that says Miguel
Everyone will think that you're Mexican
Americans are stupid and don't know the difference
Go to the Jersey Shore and drink lots of root beer floats
Then go to the beach and pee in the ocean
Americans like bathing in human excrement
Do not recycle paper or plastic
Drink your coffee out of styrofoam
Use lots and lots of hairspray
And buy fur coats that are made of babies
Start smoking in non-smoking buildings
That will show those capitalist pigs (oh, yeah)
Go to your nearest abortion clinic
Take several aborted fetuses (oh, yeah)
And throw them out the window while driving through the Lincoln Tunnel, baby
When you go to Heaven, you will have 72 whores
They will touch you in various places
You don't even have to pay them baby (yeah, oh yeah)
