Mark McGuire December 10th, 1991 (for Brittany Kay McGuire) lyrics

my sock's pulled down...
your sock? mr. one-sock...
so what happened today? why is today a special day?
because of a baby... our aunt just had a baby..
oh yeah? what's the baby's name?
brittany.
brittany, brittany mcguire huh?
brittany kay mcguire.
that's a pretty name, aunt lori had a baby today.
brittany kay mcguire..
and um, when i'm a teenager, and she like, is one years old,
i'm gonna babysit. when i'm a teenager, and she's one years old..


so, there's a holiday coming up soon, isn't there?
yeah, fifteen more days..
hah, fifteen more days?
what is it - easter? halloween?
christmas...
chriiistmas....ahh...

you guys uh...
ahh!!
figured out what you want from santa claus?
i want...two WWF figures, and.....
...
so...what do you guys want to talk about, anything else?
what am i gonna get for christmas?
what are you gonna get, gonna - ask for christmas matt?
uh, i don't know..
you don't know, huh...
just uh...peace, and love, and good will toward all men?
no, i know what he's gonna get..
to hell with that, huh?
um, yeah. i know what he's gonna get..
he's gonna get a...wind warrior hover craft..
wow...awesome....totally...
a wind warrior hover craft...