Princess Izzy My Facebook Lover lyrics

I have a Facebook lover and he is very handsome

I got myself a new PC and he popped up at ransom
all tall with beautiful hair and the brownest eyes
now he is taking me to the highest of the skies

Daddy said don't go
Mummy said take care

I have a Facebook lover
and he is very scrumptious

I think he is very delicious why are my friends suspicious
sushi, champagne and sex I don't really care a heck
our bodies all entwined my skin contently shined

My girlfriend said stop

Some cut my desktop

I have a Facebook lover
and he is so insatiable

You meet me at the door soon after both on my floor
then best of loving friends why should this affair end
I hate all the sorry souls will keep on until old

A neighbor heard my high
A kitten made an outcry

I have a Facebook lover
And he is gonna stay