Rugburns Tree Hugger lyrics

I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend
Than a shitty car
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves
I could travel really far

I'd rather have a shitty meal
Than a shitty resume
'Cause a totally awesome resume
Will feed me steak one day

I'd rather have a shitty body
Than a shitty voice
On my body I could wear some clothes
On my voice I have no choice

Feed me peas and feed me corn
And feed me wild oats
Let's move to the hills together
And raise some chicken and goats

I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me
Forget those buggers, oh
We'll forget our differences and live like
A couple tree huggers

The earth is so polluted
I could never walk barefoot, ouch
One Earth day I was going to plant some trees
But I planted my ass on the couch

I try to eat what's good for me
But I like Captain Crunch
And an extra large Snickers bar
With a glass of Hawaiian Punch

I was going to join an ad-hoc committee
But I don't know what ad-hoc means
I think it's a special kind of rock
For stone washed denim jeans

Feed me peas and feed me corn
And feed me wild oats
Let's move to the hills together
And raise some chicken and goats

I don't need tofu if I've got you
To help me forget those buggers, oh
We'll forget our differences
And live like a couple tree huggers

I went to a special school

For kids whose parents were Catholic
On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted
I always ate four and got sick

Once I kissed a girl behind the convent
And I got really flustered
I'll never forget the way she smelled
She tasted just like mustard

Now every time I go to the market
And I reach the mustard row
I have to hurry up and leave
Or my crotch begins to grow

Feed me peas and feed me corn
And feed me wild oats
Let's move to the hills together
And raise some chicken and goats

I don't need tofu if I've got you
To help me forget those buggers, oh
We'll forget our differences
And live like a couple tree huggers

As a child I was pretty sick
I could make my arm come out of it's socket
I used to like a girl scout
Once she put her hand inside of my pocket

I used to go to church a lot
I was an altar boy
Got to ring the bells at communion time
It gave me special joy

Don't know what I believe in now
I'm filled with foggy guilt
I'm too scared not to believe in God
I never touch myself under my quilt

Feed me peas and feed me corn
And feed me wild oats
Let's move to the hills together
And raise some chicken and goats

I don't need tofu if I've got you
To help me forget those buggers, oh
Every day'll be hot dog day
And we'll live like a couple tree huggers