Rugburns Morning Song lyrics

One, two, three

Sun comes up through the window in the morning
The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal
Steam goes up my nose, toaster bings
Microwave sings, could I have another?

Cup of Java, honey, baby, darling, sugar lumps?
Ah, honey, baby, darling, sugar bumps?
Shower feels nice and warm on my little bitty tootsies

The shower makes me sing just like Ritchie Valens
Oh, could you, could you, could you, join me?
Hand me that towel, stop playing around

What are you doing there on the ground?

Barking like an Afghanistan lap dog
At the race track, come towards me, baby
Good morning, America, good evening, Siberia

Is that a fax coming in? From Rajavic, Iceland, ah, ooh
Must be cold and I see the ocean out there
It must be cold, let's crawl back in bed
Let's crawl back in bed, let's crawl back in bed