Rugburns Hitchhiker Joe lyrics

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe, he'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk for ninety-nine years

Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

I had a cousin who came from Vermont
Next thing I know, that cousin was gone
Truck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker Joe
Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe he'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk for ninety-nine years

Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My best friend Eddie called from L.A.
Said we'd have dinner later that day
I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch
My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhikers lunch

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe he'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk for ninety-nine years

Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom


Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock and a razor up his sleeve
And a chainsaw in his pack
And he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My girlfriend Lois called from Tallahassee
She picked up that dude at the Spam Factory
That was the last time that I saw her smile
My best advice is don't eat Spam for a while

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe he'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk for ninety-nine years

Don't do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe he'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk for ninety-nine years

Don't do it now
Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe he'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk for ninety nine now

Don't pick up hitchhiker
He got to cut off your big, your big, your big
He'll make you smile from ear to ear