Rugburns Single Life lyrics

There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge, if you want it
A stale glass of beer on the table, by the Playboys
Did you see Miss March? God, she looks so young

This single life, it sure is fun

Well, we could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn
Hear my favorite band play the latest Michael Jackson
Song about a boy with a really nice bike

This single life, it sure is fun

We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom, by the condom dispenser
Talk about the barmaid, hey, I hear she'll take her pants off
If you drive a Camaro, life just seems better

This single life, it sure is fun

Well, I am still a young man, it's really pretty cool
My friends they're old and married, what a bunch of stupid fools


We'll meet some chicks at the bar and collect all our pennies
We'll stumble to our cars and we'll drive real fast to Denny's
I'll put my hand up her skirt, we'll eat a couple Grand Slams

This single life, it sure is fun

Well, in the morning when you wake up, there's a dental hygienist
Lying in your bed, she really thinks you're a dentist
You said you'd give her a job and you'd take her to see
Snoop Doggy Dogg's gun collection

This single life, it sure is fun

Well, there's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
A bottle of aspirin on the table, by the Playboys
Did you see Miss April? God I feel so old

This single life, it sure is fun