Doctor Decade AutoTune Divas lyrics

Auto-tuned divas with glitter in their hair,
On every media outlet, taking up all the air.
The videos look great, but the music all sounds canned.
I don't feel much like dancing, when they synthesize the whole band.

Chorus:
AutoTune Divas, what'll you pretend to sing now?
I wonder how it sounds with the autotune down?
Music without musicians? That ain't got no soul!
Fake voices and fake instruments don't make real rock and roll.

I'm no guitar hero, I just ain't got the chops
I don't get no kicks following licks on a little x-box
A real, live rhythm guitar is just a drum with strings,
Pounding out the music so everyone can dance and sing

AutoTune Divas, what'll you pretend to sing now?

I wonder how it sounds with the autotune down?
Music without musicians, generated by a little app.
I'd rather hear real instruments, ‘cuz that stuff sounds like crap.

I wonder if they'd have the nerve, to get on stage and sing
With just a Ukulele, or anything with (actual) strings
A simple live performance, no effects or anything.
Do you think it would sound like a studio recording?

AutoTune Divas, what'll you pretend to sing now?
I wonder how it sounds with the autotune down?
Music without musicians, that don't cut it anyway.
Better get real instruments, and learn how to play.