Doctor Decade I wanna go viral lyrics

Verse:
I'm just an awkward guy
I don't know what to say
Most people think I'm shy
Well maybe that's OK.
So I made a video
I think it's pretty good
Used a good microphone
So I can be understood.

Chorus:
I wanna go viral
I wanna be famous
I'm really not desperate
Just totally shameless
I want you you to like it, I need you to share it
I just gotta show it, I'm gonna upload it
I want the whole world to seeeee, the real me.

Verse:
I'm kind of sensitive
Sometimes I get depressed
So please don't criticize,
I really did my best
Now I check it constantly
Don't have much else to do

I can't wait ‘til it takes off,
It'll get a million views…

I wanna go viral, I wanna be famous
I'm really not desperate, Just totally shameless
I want to you to like it, I need you to share it
Just click on the button, Send the link to everyone
I want the whooole world to seeeee, the real me.

Spoken: A hundred, A thousand, Five thousand, Ten thousand
Nine hundred Ninety Five thousand….

Oh my god it went viral, just like I planned it
I'm an Internet rock star, all over the planet!

But look at the comments, I can't understand it
Nobody likes it, they totally slammed it.

They say the lyrics are stupid, What was he thinking?
And the singing is awful, he must have been drinking!

I wish they'd all just forget about me.