Doctor Decade Office Hours - Student POV lyrics

I can't believe how much I'm paying for your class
I'm tired of being treated like a piece of trash
You never answer email
You never learned my name
I guess you can't be bothered
To you it's just a game.

Office hours, where were you?
The lights were out and you were, too.
You're probably out consulting on the side.

You always have some lame excuse to cancel class
In a normal job they'd probably fire your lazy ass
All you do is lecture
You just read your stupid slides
They haven't been updated
Since 1995

Office hours, where were you?
The lights were out and you were, too.
You're probably out consulting on the side.


Can you hear me?
Can you hear me clearly?
Are you listening?
Are you listening to me?

Everybody knows your class is just a waste of time
If you don't want to be here you should just resign

I take 18 credits
I work two jobs or more
You wonder why I'm sleepy?
I wonder why you're such a bore!

Office hours, where were you?
I waited every day for you.
You're probably out consulting on the side.