Doctor Decade Happy, Happy, Happy lyrics

It's all so picture perfect
The happiest place on earth
With 50,000 happy guests, why don't I see more smiles?

We waited two hours
For a ninety second ride,
Happy, happy, happy: I think I'm gonna cry.

Kids need a time-out,
Parents need a drink
Happy, happy, happy: your skin is turning pink.

Turkey legs and churros
Have some if you dare
Happy, happy, happy: The bathroom's over there.

The sun is beating down,

Bright and sunny all day,
Happy, happy, happy: your skin has peeled away

The prices for the tickets
Give people heart attacks
Happy, happy, happy: your credit card is maxed

Fifty thousand people
Waiting for the same ride
Happy, happy, happy: you're in an endless line

Exhausted and frustrated
Yeah, You bet your ass
But we're Happy, happy, happy: we've got - a - three - day - pass!